Heaven is at the next stop
kestrelsansjesses:

I’m sorry, Scotland. 

kestrelsansjesses:

I’m sorry, Scotland. 

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

wcjobber:

sharkchunks:

metal-rican:

ghostoflalonde:

So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..

+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead

The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.

So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.

sarena-babaroga:

Story of a dress - Lyrota - Persephone Dress

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

Getting Star Trek info off J.J. is like getting Simon Pegg to return borrowed porn. Impossible.

- Karl Urban (Empire Magazine Issue 117)

Simon’s response: 

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swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

swiftwidget:

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

go to your room and think about what you’ve done

allrightcallmefred:

season 1 picard: how do we contemplate the powers of the Q being? do we dare oppose it?

season 2-7 picard: get the fuck off my bridge or so help me