Heaven is at the next stop

FMAB does breasts right.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:00:08 +0100

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

today-only-happens-once:

theishvalanalchemist:

i-am-mother-universe:

theishvalanalchemist:

strawbebehmod:

theishvalanalchemist:

dylanyonah:

theishvalanalchemist:

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands.

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well… How she isn’t sexualized. Like, she isn’t a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. She’s a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that she’s NEVER used as the ‘sexy distraction’ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, she’s a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.

That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.

Well said my friend.

I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.

“You fell into my booby trap” (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)

What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesn’t feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesn’t leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do

That’s a good point that I didn’t realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies.

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex.

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’.

Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

“Good Lord! Get this man a sandwich!”

The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG

But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the “freak of nature” kind of idea and definitely not presented as if that’s some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show.

#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it

don’t fucking whisper it scream it from the rooftops: IT’S BC A WOMAN MADE IT.

captainmarvels: Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:00:14 +0100

captainmarvels:

Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)

johnny–guitar: iwannabeadored: bruhless: Wow that’s the kind...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 16:00:10 +0100

johnny–guitar:

iwannabeadored:

bruhless:

Wow

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

seavici: sleemo: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: “Since...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 12:00:14 +0100

seavici:

sleemo:

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: “Since bigots are mad about Kelly Marie Tran’s role in the new #StarWars we’re going to teach them a lesson with our own new trailer.”

I’M SCREAMING. I HAVE NO WORDS. THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL. THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN. TAG ALL THOSE FUCKERS IN IT. STEPHEN YOU ARE A LEGEND

swingsetindecember: ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:00:06 +0100

swingsetindecember:

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life)

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro.

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds.

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

child handling for the childless nurse

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 04:00:06 +0100

mikkeneko:

pervocracy:

My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a “young” patient is 40 years old. Here’s my impressions so far:

Birth - 1 year: Essentially a small cute animal. Handle accordingly; gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation.

Age 1 - 2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe; they hate you anyway, because you’re a stranger and you’re scary and you’re touching them. There’s no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible.

Age 3 - 5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset, but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and “who wants a sticker?!!?!?” are key management techniques.

Age 6 - 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk; instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are, teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with “hey, you want to see something really cool?”

Age 11 - 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just… a really sensitive and unpredictable adult. Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)

Age 15 - 18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a little extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they’ll probably think it’s funny. And they’ll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker.

This is also a pretty excellent guide to writing kids of various ages

awholevarietyofstuff: beejohnlocked: superblyboring: robotlyr...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:00:07 +0100

awholevarietyofstuff:

beejohnlocked:

superblyboring:

robotlyra:

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

Why did the crowd sound disappointed when the parachute deployed?

for-marginalized-bw-only: black-to-the-bones: Black girls...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:00:04 +0100

for-marginalized-bw-only:

black-to-the-bones:

Black girls deserve to learn free from bias and stereotypes.

Most black girls experience this hatred at schools. And classmates are not the only problem, there is no support from teachers, too. That’s why they get so affected by their school experiences. Black kids deserve to be treated just like everybody else, they want to study, they want to learn something ,too. However due to prejudice they are 5 times more likely to be suspended than their white peers and it can ruin their lives forever. National Women’s Law Center created this video to change the situation. Join the movement to help black girls feel normal and get the same opportunities everybody else has.

Source

Finally something focusing on black girls!

secrets-of-a-mermaid: artsheart2104: toxicanaconda: renegadeb...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 12:00:12 +0100

secrets-of-a-mermaid:

artsheart2104:

toxicanaconda:

renegadebusiness:

aryesdanger24:

saltysugarz:

eatingisfab:

us-block:

Kawaii Dickbutt

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HAHHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD CAUSE I HAVE THIS!

AND ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE STICKIN IT TO RANDOM WALLS IN THE MALL ALSO ON OUR POPCORN LMAOOO

That’s the cutest dick I’ve ever seen!

My friend just bought this, XD

I have one :P

I have one and I love it omg

😍😭 UH DORBS 😂

NEED 😭

sherlockbringthejam: “Money won’t make you happy” Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:00:07 +0100

sherlockbringthejam:

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

Photo

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 04:00:06 +0100

atlinmerrick: pickingwinkles: postalpacalypticllamas: orevet: ...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 04:00:04 +0100

atlinmerrick:

pickingwinkles:

postalpacalypticllamas:

orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

“I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching.”

“I really did not mean to do that.”

@slytherinica @mitsusagi @matt-likes-trash

one of techie’s babies @atlinmerrick @cylin-aka-ankamo

Gah! @pickingwinkles you have crushed my heart in your wonderful vicious hands and and…I don’t even know what follows because I’m a pile of moosh.

atlinmerrick:Yes. Yes.

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 20:00:35 +0100

atlinmerrick:

Yes. Yes.

riddlermethis: ultra-plus-ultra: I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 16:00:32 +0100

riddlermethis:

ultra-plus-ultra:

I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart

ifreakinglovemarshmallows: paperboyjosh: moriarty: if you...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 08:00:29 +0100

ifreakinglovemarshmallows:

paperboyjosh:

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

I think about this moment all the time

Bards really be like that

overwhelmsion: the-wolfbats: lasrina: alpacamyhedgehog: marthawells: obovoid: i don’t want to...

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 04:00:27 +0100

overwhelmsion:

the-wolfbats:

lasrina:

alpacamyhedgehog:

marthawells:

obovoid:

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!
In the 80s when I was in my freshman year in college, they still had entirely separate mens and women’s dorms. I was in class waiting for a final to start and one of the guys was telling someone about how he had had to go into a women’s dorm to drop something off, and he was startled to see posters on the walls, flowers, curtains, etc. He said his men’s dorm had holes in the walls, things on fire, fights, guys walking around with open wounds and he just didn’t understand why they had to live like this. He said, “I want to live with the women, in civilization.”

Am reading Sisterhood of Spies, about women working for the OSS during WWII. One of the stories mentions that the women in London had a male visitor who would eat in their mess hall once a month. He was married and wasn’t interested in hitting on any of the women; he just wanted to eat in an atmosphere where people said “Please pass the butter,” instead of “PASS THE GODDAMNED GREASE”

I dated a guy who brought me along on group activities (movies, video game night, etc.) with four or five other male friends. Once I mentioned to one of the other guys that I hoped I wasn’t intruding on their “guy time” or some such. He got this sort of rueful look and said, “The truth is, I really like it when you’re here because it gives us a reason to act better. When it’s just guys, we all have to try to outdo each other with how vile we are.”

So the moral of these stories are men don’t even treat each other like human beings.

blancheparish:Look at this lesbian hand wood sculpture should I...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 20:00:27 +0100

blancheparish:

Look at this lesbian hand wood sculpture should I buy it

gaycaspian: bigot-tears: gaycaspian: power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 16:00:25 +0100

gaycaspian:

bigot-tears:

gaycaspian:

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

Donald Trump ghostwrote this

awfully bold of you to assume trump could spell ‘inconveniences’

turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: this is...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 12:00:29 +0100

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

this is literally so fucking funny

im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands

thequeerofthenorth: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: dwarfvania: humanbeanisnotamused: alltheladiesyouhat...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 08:00:24 +0100

thequeerofthenorth:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

dwarfvania:

humanbeanisnotamused:

alltheladiesyouhate:

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

i was up late night watching an episode of criminal minds fairly recently, for lack of a better thing to do. in the opening scene there are these two girls getting into their car in like a supermarket parking lot, not very well lit, in the middle of the night. another car drives up right behind theirs and won’t move out of the way so this one girl is like “im gonna go see what this guy’s problem is” and gets out of the car, in a poorly lit parking lot, to confront a man who was behaving aggressively to them.

so that was the precise moment i realised that episode was written by a man.

I was watching an episode of CSI where the entire reason they were going forward with the case was that ‘no woman would wear a bra this expensive without also wearing the matching panties’. What porn logic is this? I was, at that moment, wearing the exact bra the Jane Doe was wearing and fuck no I didn’t spring for the matching panties. Even if I did, I wouldn’t wear them as often as a bra. Panties I wash daily. Bras? Not so much.

But in CSI World, police resources were being mobilized on how irregular it would be for a woman to wear a $36 bra, but not caring about how she would look in just underthings.

Never mind not matching, but that they think $36 is expensive for a bra is probably the number one sign it was written by a man.

In Star Wars Padmé goes for Anakin while Ewan McGregor is around